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    Sunday, November 30, 2008

    Ah lians & Ah bengs

    As for what Im going to post, Its no offence.
    Im just posting cause I wana see what others think about it.
    Please dont scold me or whatever uh.

    Hmm, just read alot of posts and replies in friendster from a group. (Better not to be stated)
    Talking about Ah lians and Ah bengs. Well, after reading this, people do comment on it. (No dirty comments please)

    My thoughts will be in italics red. [:

    Topic : Ah lians

    1. People think that Ah lians are girls who are ugly but are desperately trying to look pretty.

    - Well, I dont really agree with this yea' As I think that its normal for girls to look pretty. But not deserately lah.

    2. People say most girls covert from guai kias to Ah lians because of influences from other ah lians, thats how it will slowly spread throughout the years.

    - Hmm, I dont really know about this. Yes, influence is one way. Another is that those guai kias have had enough being bullied by those Ah lians, so they became voilent, then became Ah lians.


    The following replies are quoted by people in the Group Discussion reply.

    3. "HaXHaX"When they laugh i thought they're chokin'.

    - Hmms, first thing I did after I read this was that, I laughed-.- I laughed because of the choking thing. Its funny. Damn. I can't beleive he said that mansxz. Well, Twitsxz:X

    4. Whats wrong with this world?! Dont we the normal and very nice citizens of singapore get the freedom to walk out of our very own doors and then to die whenever the sight or sound of an Ah lian turns us off. Ohmygosh, if my daughter becomes an ahlian, I may just kill myself.

    - Hahs, totally agree with him. Just dont understand what Ah lians are thinking. Hahs. If his daughter becomes an Ah lian, he better kill himself. I really agree with that mansxz. Tsk.

    5. Hmm, nowadays having police and stuff is not enough.. ppl scare this scare that.. beng and lian bully the weak, the weak dun dare do anything back.. thats why they remain in this world.. Wats more in our country, if u think beng and lian very big, why not go other country like japan and holland, theirs then is serious case, a higher class, MAFIA.. lolz..
    Yea, and btw, lians dun sell their backside.. =.= they sell everywhere, front back anywhere u can think of..
    Pretty ones are for ppl to see.. nothing else.. lol..

    - Yeap. Agree. They bully the weak. Ohwell. About the selling thing, I dont know about that mansxz. These are what you guys are thinking about. But I dont think they are. Lawls.



    Topic : What about Ah bengs ?

    Ah bengs, the male companion of the ah lian, also another twisted being of the male species. aren't they as narcissistic as ah lians. And stoop to the same level? They are skinny and uh.. What the hell are the?


    1. Well yeah, of course i wouldn't mind creating an Anti AhBeng group. But then theres that little fear that i might get killed. so yeah.. hmm, maybe soon, i'll think about it.Their not really what i call narcisstic, i mean, they care alot about their bonehead community. Its like, you insult one, you insult them all. They move around in packs.Ahbengs have not much spark to them, only fact is that they can easily have sex with dumb fuck ah lians. Character, intelligence wise.. there is none.

    - Well, I think that they are just stating some facts. What can they do ? Find them, and kill you ?
    No. They can't. Unless they have forgotten the Singapore Law.Its like. Hello ? We're in Singapore. Not USA or whatever country it is,where you can anyhow kill people for stupid reasons. -.-
    Ah bengs are not much different to Ah lians. What they normally do is,find trouble, loiter around void decks, join those gangs, smoke, doing all sorts of bad things.I find them kinda weird.
    And I also found out that most Ah bengs and Ah lians are from Express.What a waste:X Why cant they just be a normal people ? Just cant understand them. Lols.



    Topic : Reasons why they hate Ah lians

    1. Hmm, lets see,i dislike the way they type,the same dumb look they have in almost every picture of themselves,their retarded captions and their retarded way of trying to attract guys.

    - Lawls. I dont really like this. As this may be abit too offensive for some people. Though its what they think.

    2. lol...I have one ah lian in my class who always like to ask ppl to shut up so that she could talk to her own friends and thus we gave her the name QUEEN BEE

    - Hahs. I have nothing to say about this. As this is what they have to say.

    3. ah lian always anih0w dia0 ppl.dhen anih0w sc0ldd ppl dia0 wadd dia0.they think they can dia0 dhen we cann0t lurhs.they think they mani backup dhen can anih0w sc0ldd ppl.ah lian so wadds?big mehhs??

    - Woo~ I think she type and sound like one. Oh well. I dont care bout that. Though I have some thoughts about this. :X

    Hmms, I think I agree with her. Actually they cant differentiate what is Look and what is Diao.
    And some people (who are not Ah lians), they look as if they diao you, but actually they are not.
    Only that they have those typical Ah lian look only. Dont judge a book by its cover.
    They are some sort of childish:X ChildishPeopleWithChildishThoughts:X

    4. my god lorhah lian are timid ppl who wants ppl to help back them upwhenever in trouble.lol O:

    - Well, this is what you think, dude.

    5. hates ah lians..they think they are girls and they nobody dare to touch them...damn it man,,,,dream on....don care weather girl or not girl////just give them a hard whack man....say no to ah lians

    - o.O again, this is what you think, dude.

    6. i cant stand the way they act! its not like singapore is theirs.. so what if its their territory? u nvr look at me how u noe i stare at you? retarded shits~

    - Hahs. This is the normal quote. 'You never look at me, how you know I stared at you' Its true actually. And this is how the problem starts. Lawls.


    7. bigg? LOL if they are big what is 999? even bigger?ahlians and ahbengs are just cowards that target people in a group and only know how to complain about life. To me they are just failures in life.

    - Hahs. Like what people say. What they do when they see Police ? RUN ! Oh well, Idk why they wana run if they dont wana get caught. At least run and take a Taxi to somewhere lah. So stupid run around the place, then end up still kena caught-.- Retarded:X

    8. Oh yeah. Just to show the world that they smoke, eh? Oh no, let me re-phrase that.
    It's just to show the world that they're gna get lung cancer and die before 40yrs old.

    - Lols ! Unless they are heavy smoker, I would agree to that. As for those who are not heavy smokers, I think they might not get to live longer than 60 :X

    9. Yeah,totally agree..
    would u believe that the ugly ah lians always like to act as if their pretty..so they try to cover it up by putting MORE make up i saw a few ah lians on the train the other day..

    - Hahs. I totally agree. As for those 'ugly' or shall I say not so good looking girls, the more make up they put, the more not good looking they are. It will make them feel even more awkward. Lawls.

    10. And guess what, I was out with my friends the other day in the Coffeeshop and we saw a herd of AhLians approaching. All my friends immediately fell off their chairs, started spasming while covering their eyes and screaming, "OMG, THE PINK KINGDOM! MY EYES! THEY BURNNNNNN!" In public. I was on the chair staring at them and trying to inch away from them. The Ah Lians were so insulted. They went, "Walau, knn cb!"
    My friends started going, "Ooooh, my ears! They burn tooooo!" when the AhLians cursed at us.
    Hilarious.

    - Hahas, Thats a funny one dude. Lols. Nothing to say about this. Lols.

    11. they're just trying to get attention .
    pitiful souls .
    since they call themselves lian , whyye nortt settle troubles themselves ?
    they call their kor or warttever , just tryint to tell ppl
    ' ii have kor leii , disture me ii smash yoo !'
    or
    ' yoo all bully me ii so scared so ii call my kor help me lur '
    omg ! the world's gonna get infested with lians all around
    like we say , they're just trying to get attention . attention seeking freaks . but that's not the way to make their compo longer or whatever it is .

    - Yeap. I totally agree with her. Settle themselves. Use mouth to talk, and No actions please. Whats the use of using actions. TALK THINGS OUT yea' Its better to have a new friend rather than have a new enemy -.-Seek attention ? What for ? Go join MEDIACORP lah. You go there interview, they ask you act one gangster, you did, you passed the audition, you'll be in fame. And theres no needa seek for any attention. Once youre a MEDIACORP artiste, people will notice you, without you seeking any attention. Agree ?

    12. Well, some are the really "fierce" ones which you'd prolly not wanna mess with. (i.e. those who are really in gangs and such ) But the remaining ones are either :

    1. Acting as though they're very "big" just because they have stupid back-ups they call their jiiezxss and k0rxs.

    EH I ALSO HAVE GAN JIE LA THEY WHERE NOT HAPPY.

    2. They're just too bored with their lives so they try adding colours to it but what they don't know is that they're doing it the wrong way and people hate/despise them for it.

    Suckers.

    - Hmm, I do agree alil bit. But there are some (alil) of those who are in gangs, they are just joining for fun, to make their name big. Thats all. As in, whats the big deal joining a gang ? What if your friend is in another gang, then somemore your gang and theirs are enemies, then canot be friends-.- So kelian right ? Lawls.


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